Recently an employee with the Obion County, Tenn., Highway Department, Deandre Adams, found a manual in a file cabinet he regularly used called ” The Official Niggr$ Owner’s Manual.” Of course he was outraged as he should be. The racist manual is an attempt to put a humorous spin on slavery. Adams went to his supervisor, showed him the “ish” and was told don’t say anything about it, “We will take care of it.” Yeah.. right. The line has been crossed. Anywho Deandre, I going to try and take care of it right now. You see, I think the pamphlet was written some time ago and needs to be updated. Since the white supremacist, master race site doesn’t have a terms of service or privacy notice, I could expose all their filth and dirty laundry if I wanted to. But I don’t want to link to that “ish” on my blog. I have set aside an area so people can review it and help with the updates if they like to. You can access it here. In the future, we too will also have tips on how to install and configure your Colonial. We will be covering topics such as, My Colonial Keeps Calling Me Bro and How To Train Your Colonial To Dance. So please check back often, It’s going to be an exciting year.
For the purposes of this article, I’m just going to focus on the section which deal’s with “Common Problem’s With Blacks,” and the questions their readers asked.
My Black Is Very Aggressive.
You one of the lucky ones if yo Black is just aggressive. This is a very dangerous situation. After years of lynching’s murder and rapes, a lot of us go medieval. You don’t want yo black to go medieval on you. If I was you, I would turn it down some, before they split that wig.
My Black Keeps Raping White Women.
This is not a problem with yo Black. Yo women’s just tell you that. The real problem is you have a little dick. I know you is mad and may want to retaliate, but try to refrain from trying to whip that azz, because there is the possibility yo Black might go medieval and then you face getting your wig split.
Will My Black Attack Me
Yep.
My Black Bitches About Its Rights And Racism
You lucky yo Black is talking to you. A lot of us just start whipping that azz. Its best that you pretend to understand and then get the hell out as fast as you can. Try not to use the word “bro,” since this may get yo wig split. Give a believable excuse as to why you have to leave the conversation. You might say something like, “My wife Becky wants to make some potato salad with raisins and macaroni and cheese with celery. We are out of raisins and I told her I’d pick some up.” Give a high five and then leave.
My Black’s Hide Is A Funny Color. What Is The Correct Shade For A Black?
This is probably one of the most asked question about Blacks. But basically, anyone who is darker than you and that you can beat, murder shoot or take their land without repercussions is the correct shade. Back in the old days, anyone you saw hanging from a tree was the correct shade. If you need more information, than I suggest attending a Black Panther Party meeting and seeing if you can get some insight there and don’t forget to bring an extra wig.
My Black Acts Like A Black But Is White.
Don’t be alarmed. Many Colonials act black, but at their heart they are on your side. There is a simple test. Get one of yo Black to ask out their mom or daughter. But be careful, although they are Colonials, they might have learned from the Black how to split yo wig.
My Black Smells Really Bad
So does yo mamma.
Where should I Store My Dead Blacks
Store them in Arlington Cemetery you SOB, where the other dead Blacks are who gave up their lives so that you can have the right to be the asshole you are and say what you want. I’m really hurt by this question. Can you meet me at the Black Panther Party meeting tonight so we can talk? If you can, please remember to bring at least a couple of wigs.
This manual is for entertainment purposes only. Don’t do any of this “ish” and blame it on me.
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