HOSSS – TILE

In recent news we have heard that gentrifiers are using Howard University as a dog park and telling them if they don’t like it, move the University. Most folks don’t know there are two levels of being hostile. For instance, I get hostile when someone calls me something my mother didn’t name me. I get hostile when someone drinks up all my liquor at the party and asks me when I’m going to make another run. I get hostile when a @##!! cuts me off in traffic and gives me the finger. Then there are times I get “HOSSS- TILE!!” Now one of the times I get “HOSSS- TILE!!,” is when someone brings their dog all the way around the corner , up the hill, and down the street to $*@%% on my lawn!! So I know exactly how the folks at Howard University in Washington DC feel. Now, I’m going to tell you something. If somebody brought their dog to my house and told me I need to move if I don’t want them to bring their dog here to relieve itself on my property, then you gonna see some of that same $@#!! you saw in DJANGO. I’ma get “HOSSS-TILE!!”

Gentrification means different things to “different” people. The dictionary defines gentrification as, “The process of renovating and improving a house or district so that it conforms to middle-class taste.” This is obviously an Oxford dictionary definition because the “Fully Loaded Racist” dictionary defines gentrification as ” Move them out, surround the ones left, and bring your dogs to piss on they lawn.” Now I have two dogs, Sparky and Jake and I love them them, so I’m not about to say the next time they come there thinking they at a dog park, kick the dog into the middle of Georgia Ave. Instead I have a compromise.

Howard University is a HBUC and is receiving funds from the federal government. So to be fair those dog walkers help pay for Howard University to maintain its role in providing black leaders and academics. However with that being said, they don’t have the right to bring their dogs anywhere they want and have them relieve themselves all over the campus. It’s disgusting and unsanitary to say the least. So here is my compromise…

That’s right!! Its a cage. But we are going to use the Oxford dictionary definition and describe it as dog park, ” a place for dogs to exercise and play off-leash in a controlled environment under the supervision of their owners.” You see everybody wins in this compromise. They get to walk their dogs in a controlled environment and we get to watch them. They can build it right on the Georgia Ave side so the dog walkers will not have to go far. Vendors can sell latte’s and plastic doggie bags inside. They still have to clean up if their dogs relieve themselves in the facility. Outside the cage.. eh.. dog walking facility…they can have benches and vendors can sell popcorn. I can even see an announcer describing the breed of dogs in the cage.. . I mean dog walking facility.

Announcer: Stand back.. stand back.. there is plenty of room…

Young visitor: Excuse me sir!! Excuse me sir!! Is that a Southern Redneck Alabama Tail Wagger?

Announcer: Why yes son!! I see you know your breeds… and with him… is a pure breed Pekingese…

You see, we can get along.. compromising and all… ain’t gentrification wonderful!!

Hill1News @fights racism..

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