State Of The Union?

We will be off this week for a family reunion and will return next week. Please enjoy one of my favorite articles… “State of The Union.

On February 5, 2019, the President gave his State of the Union Address. Except for those investigations into treason, corruption, and tax evasion, the President painted a very rosy outlook for our country. But my research shows a different America. One divided by class, economic’s and race. Below is a threat assessment of each state based on a racial incident. No, it’s not scientific, but if I was you, I would pay attention. Below is a list of our threat assessment categories. They will aid you in understanding how each state was evaluated.

Threat Level: XXX We will call your next of kin.

Bodily Harm Special Alert Category XXX (BHSA): In addition to calling your next of kin, we will make sure your meme is on all the social media platforms.

Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Threat Level: 2 Tell them you just got a call that one of the ants in your ant farm is missing. You have to leave. Don’t go back.

Threat Level: 3 Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Threat Level: 4 Shake yo head and point yo finger.. tell them you will be back, but don’t come back.

Threat Level: None/ Warning Start kicking ass.

Special Assessment/ Category: Carry a razor at all times.

Confidential XXX: Code: Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo… Tango Hotel, Alpha, Tango. Company Assigned: Boys In Da Hood

Alabama – Student Safety In Question After Nooses Were Found On Alabama College Campus. Nothing says “I’m a racist trying to make America Great Again,” like hanging a couple of nooses around the campus. Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Alaska – Fairbanks Craigslist ‘rants’ peel back layers of anti-Native racism. It’s the closest thing they got to a real live Negra. They just photoshopped a bush on them and they are good to go. Threat Level 4: Shake yo head and point yo finger.. tell them you will be back, but don’t come back.

Arizona – Phoenix had the third most reported hate crimes in the country in 2017. In 2018 there have been no reported hate crimes. However, there has been an unexplained rise in the number of missing people reports. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Arkansas – Rich white people fund PAC behind racist attack ads supporting French Hill. No wonder they live behind walls with guards. Threat Level 3: Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

California – Sikh man attacked in ‘despicable hate crime’ in California. I’m not going to give away the story.. suffice it to say, you don’t put up a sign unless it says white power. Threat Level 3: Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Colorado – Twin Sisters Charged In Racist Attack Of Hispanic Neighbors. I know it sounds far-fetched but they were “both” crazy. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Connecticut – Racist Flyers In Southington Part Of A Growing Trend In Connecticut. That ain’t all they growing. I hear they planted trees in front of the courthouse. Threat Level 3: Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Delaware – Hate crime in Delaware nearly doubles, according to new FBI data. That’s a lot of hating for that little bit of people. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Florida – Florida officials are investigating a racist social media post that shows the face of Willie Taggart, the first black head coach at Florida State University, superimposed over the body of a black man hanging from a tree. Do not go to Florida. Special Category: Threat Level XXX: We will call your next of kin and make sure your meme is on all the social media platforms.

Georgia – Ga. Southern investigates alleged racial attacks against cheerleaders. Dayyyummm!!! Ain’t nobody safe… Threat Level 2: Tell them you just got a call that one of the ants in your ant farm is missing. You have to leave. Don’t go back.

Hawaii – Kill Haole Day is the term for bullying incidents that occurred in some Hawaii schools when non-white students would harass and attack white students. You might also want to read this. If you ain’t Hawaiian, then you might be lying… on the road with a pineapple smashed in your face. For our lighter brothers and sisters, this is a Threat Level 1… Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!! Everybody else, Threat Level: 3 Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Idaho – Idaho Most Hateful State In US, Analysis Of Hate Map Shows. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the Dead Negra Zone. Don’t go here. Bodily Harm Special Alert Category: Threat Level XXX: We will call your next of kin and make sure your meme is on all the social media platforms.

Illinois – Women confronted for wearing Puerto Rico shirt in a park begs for help from police. “You should not be wearing that in the United States of America,” the man says. Are you a citizen? Are you a United States citizen?” This is the reason we need prophylactics and birth control pills in every bar. Threat Level Warning: Start kicking ass.

Indiana – Racist graffiti spray painted on Indiana water tower. Nothing says good morning like a cup of Folgers, looking out your window, and seeing a sign on the water tower saying “Die Nigg*r!! ” Well it didn’t actually say that… but you know what they mean. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Iowa – Black woman films Quad Cities Uber driver saying racial slurs, monkey noises. She should have smacked the peas and rice out of him. Threat Level: 1 Addem: ( This has been deemed high level because you are in the car with a madman behind the wheel.) Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Kansas – White Kansas Man Arrested For Kicking Black Toddler During Racist Rant. We had to create a Special Assessment Act for this report called “They Found Him In The River Naked.” Special Assessment Level Confidential XXX: Code: Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo… Tango Hotel, Alpha, Tango. Company Assigned: Boys In Da Hood

Kentucky – White Supremacists Target the Black Elderly. This report also falls under the Special Assessment Act. “When The Sun Goes Down, Guess Who Will Be Around.” Special Assessment Level: Confidential XXX: Code: Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo… Tango Hotel, Alpha, Tango. Company Assigned: Boys In Da Hood

Louisana – A white driver ran over a black man then allegedly sent shockingly racist Snapchat messages. Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound doesn’t quite describe the level of “raceitude” this guy is engaged in. If he wasn’t so pitiful, I would create a special assessment level for him. I think I will. Classification: FU. Threat Level Warning: Start kicking ass.

Maine – Supermarket chain apologizes after black man banned from Maine store. “Let me see your ID and then bend over and cough. Is that your wife?” I’m going to let you read the rest of this story. Okay, I am exaggerating, but I take this type of violation seriously. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Maryland – These Are The 10 Cities In Maryland With The Most KKK Members. Google is simply a marvelous tool. Imagine they have a category so that you can look up the 10 cities in your state that have the most Klans members and Klaverns. I never felt so safe. Special Threat Assessment: Carry a razor at all times.

Massachusetts – Hundreds of UMass students march to protest campus racism. Those folks in Massachusetts are so proper with their racism. Instead of saying “LEAVE TOWN RIGHT NOW NIGG*R!!” They say “PLEASE
LEAVE TOWN RIGHT NOW NIGG*R!! They so nice and polite… Threat Level: 2. Addem: Due to the smile on their face when they ask you to leave, this threat level is constantly being reviewed. Check back often. Tell them you just got a call that one of the ant’s in your ant farm is missing. You have to leave. Don’t go back.

Michigan – Founder of Jim Crow Museum gives talk on teaching racism. Yep, you read that right. Now to be fair, the title is misleading. But we need a Jim Crow Museum like we need another four years of Donald Trump and the “Let’s Get Along Gang.” Threat Level: 4 Shake yo head and point yo finger.. tell them you will be back, but don’t come back.

Minnesota – Racist’ Christmas Tree At Minnesota Police Precinct. When the police get into it, that’s saying something. “Deck the halls with swinging negro’s, fa la la la la, la la la la, Don we now our hooded apparel, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Special Circumstances: Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Mississippi – Racist Mississippi Senator hopes Trump can help her win.
Cindy Hyde-Smith won and is a US Senator. She is the candidate who said
she’d gladly attend a “public hanging” and be in the “front row.” Didn’t find any recent racist attacks in Mississippi, but considering its racist past and its state motto, “Yo name Is Toby,” we are giving them Special Assessment: Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Missouri – NAACP issues first-ever travel advisory for a state. Now I’m going to tell you something for your own good. When the NAACP says don’t go there, I would pay attention. You rather eat watermelon at the Klan GoGo Club on Shoe Shine Street, during a skinhead parade, listening to a song called “The First Tree We See.”
Special Circumstances: Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Montana – WALMART APOLOGIZES FOR RACIST INCIDENT IN BOZEMAN STORE. We all know that racists hang out in Montana Walmarts. Hell, I even thought I saw a sign that said Ropes, Torches and Hoods, Aisle 5. We know they work there. That’s why the fried chicken is always next to the Kool-Aid and the Ebony Magazines. Threat Level 3: Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Nebraska – Racist graffiti followed by garage fire. I don’t know how many times I have been told, If you live in Nebraska, you better park your car in front of the house. I always just laughed it off. But that shi*t ain’t funny no more when you see your short smoking and catch a glimpse out the corner of your eye of what looks like sheets disappearing into the woods. You look on the side of your house and someone spray painted, “I slashed the fire truck’s tires too nigg*r!!”. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Nevada – Racist White Man Berates Women for Speaking Spanish in Las Vegas. Oh my… I bet she told him, “Bésame el trasero.” I think that means I don’t speak English. Threat Level None: Start kicking ass.

New Hampshire – New Hampshire high school investigates students’ racist rendition of ‘Jingle Bells.’ “KKK, KKK, let’s kill all the blacks, burn a cross in their front yard, and hope they don’t come back.” That’s very ingenious.. such musical talent. What do you think about mine? “Whip that ass, whip that ass, till it’s black and blue, if you sang that one more time, that’s what I’ma do to you.” Threat Level: None Start kicking ass.

New Jersey – New Jersey high school referee with racial past forced wrestler to cut dreadlocks. This article has been on social media for a few weeks. I don’t have any remarks except to say Congratulations to Andrew Johnson for winning in OT and taking the trophy home. As far as the refs are concerned, all I have to say to him is ” “Bésame el trasero.” I think it means I don’t speak English. Threat Level: None Start kicking ass.

New Mexico – How Did This Racist Question Pop Up On A New Mexico High School Exam? I’m going to be real with you. They going for the jugular in New Mexico. They know damn well how that question got on that test. Only 2.5 percent of the population is African American. My advice is to get out fast. The test question was ” Why are ni**ers black?” The answer is plain to me.. because they live in New Mexico. Get out while you can. Special Circumstances: Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

New York – Woman charged in apparent violent, racist tirade on New York City subway. More than half of the people living in New York City are minorities. Forty-four percent are white. If they wanted to they could have done it the “Brooklyn way”, and beat her all the way down to her Last Testament. So I’m going to do the same thing and just ignore this racist.
Threat Level None: Start kicking ass.

North Carolina – Yes, jury selection in NC is racist. We have proof. Nothing new here. I once went into a North Carolina courthouse where the African Americans had to use the same entrance as the accused. When I got into the courtroom, there was a black man sitting at the defendant’s table with a rope hanging off the back of his chair. The judge walked in and the courtroom was seated. The bailiffs went over to the man and took off his leg irons and handcuff, then they put the rope on the table in front of him. After a while they went in the back and brought out the lawyer’s client. It’s straight black get-back policy in NC. Threat Level 1: Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

North Dakota – We must scrap the city council to thwart white supremacist takeover. What in the battle of Manassas and Gettysburg is going on in North Dakota? The white supremacist takeover? I’m afraid it is true. Nazis and white supremacists have try this tactic before. I don’t know why it’s always in a cold state. Where 10 below zero is a heat wave. As far as I am concerned, they can take over all the towns they want up there. Threat Level: 3 Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Ohio – Mason Schools’ leader warns community of ‘uptick’ in racist comments. Those sons of basketball in Ohio are letting people know how they really feel. Recently in a game playing against a predominately African American team, it was noticed that some of the white players had racist names on the back of their jerseys. Names like ” Knee Grow” and “Coon.” How they got out of there I’m not sure. But no biggie for real. I can get some jerseys that say “Billy Club.” Just hit me up.
Threat Level: 3 Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Oklahoma – Racist Video Angers Many at University of Oklahoma. Looks like some black woman has taken somebody’s boyfriend and she feeling some kinda way. At the Univ. Of Oklahoma, a video surfaced with some white chick wearing blackface and saying, “I’m a nigg*r.” I’m not going to waste my time. We all know what this is. Threat Level: None Start kicking ass!!

Oregon – Hilton employees fired after being accused of racial profiling at Oregon hotel. We have been over this before, living while being black. In this case, Mr Massey a black man was talking on his phone in the lobby of the hotel he was staying in. When Officer Fife asks him what he doing. He tells the officer he is on the phone and he is a guest at the hotel. “Well boy, you are a safety threat and causing a disturbance.” The police arrived and escorted him off the property. It seems Massey had Perry Mason on speed dial. Check out the story for the ending. Threat Level: 4 Shake yo head and point yo finger.. tell them you will be back, but don’t come back.

Pennsylvania – Pennsylvania police investigating threatening letters sent to minorities signed “Donald and his Crew.” This makes you want to throw up in yo’ very mouth. These cats have beat us, shot us, hung us from trees, and had us arrested for drinking out of a water fountain, sitting in a restaurant, wearing a uniform, buying a house, and sending our kids to school. What makes them think a letter going to make us leave? Threat Level: None Start kicking ass!!

Rhode Island – Racist stickers spread for second time in 2 weeks. Reminds me of that racist in Oklahoma. Some black man has taken his woman and he feeling some kinda way. Do you know how you see those no-smoking signs with a cigarette and a line going thru it? Well, some racists put up similar stickers using a silhouette of a black man and a white woman. The characters look like the ones you see on bathroom doors. If he would have spent more time paying attention to his woman, he wouldn’t have had to steal bathroom door stickers. What is he hanging around bathrooms for anyway? I think he is on the edge. Threat Level: Warning Start kicking ass!!

South Carolina – A white woman allegedly hit a black teen, used racial slurs and told him to leave a pool. Then she bit a cop. What? That’s batsh*t crazy!! You don’t have to tell me twice. Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Tennessee – Police continue search for racist Tennessee teen who hurled objects and racial slurs at cyclist. Yeah, right. They have an 8 X 10 picture of him in this news article. He is leaning out the window with the rock in his hand. Ask me, they couldn’t find a bottle of Jack Daniels at Jack’s house. A lot of these racist post from across America deal with a little racist in training. They need to put him in the block with the kids that got the “Billy Club” jerseys. Threat Level: 3 Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Texas – Jury selection beginning in suit against Waco school over rope burns on black girl’s neck. Now I just want to know one thing. What makes them think that a rope burn around a young black girl’s neck was an accident? Are they really going into court with this defense? “Your honor, we accidentally hung her.” Mfer please… Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Utah – Man who attacked Latino family while shouting ‘I hate Mexicans’ prevented by loophole from being charged with hate crime. Yep that’s right. If you believe the Washington Post, he said, ” I’m here to kill a Mexican.” Now, I don’t know about you, but if he there to kill a Mexican, and there were no Mexicans there… Well, you get my drift. Special Assessment: Threat Level: 1 We will call your next of kin and make sure your meme is on all the social media platforms.

Vermont – After Years Of Racial Harassment, Vermont’s Only Black Female Lawmaker Resigns. There are only 25 black people in Vermont and one passed away. He accidentally died by shooting himself in the back. State Rep. Kiah Morris has had people break into her house, destroy personal property, and endured relentless attacks online. I have been to Vermont. The racist up there have little beady eyes that turn red in the dark, with hairy arms, and large adam’s apples that vibrate when they get above 50 degree’s. Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Virginia – Racist White Woman Verbally Attacks Family for Speaking Spanish in Virginia Restaurant. What’s up with that? Racists really get their racism on when they hear you speak another language. So if you learn another language, when they call you the “N” word, just hit em up with it. Make sure you have your birth certificate and social security card in case they call ICE. Threat Level: 3 ( It would be a lower threat level, but if they call ICE, you could be deported.) Roll your eyes and leave. Don’t go back.

Washington – Racist Skinheads Charged in Washington State Hate Crime Attack. Oh really.. that’s not news. Now if you told me Skinheads marched in the MLK parade wearing daishikis and eating Popeyes chicken… now that’s news!!! Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

West Virginia – Racist fliers in Elkins area upset local officials. I live in West Virginia. Although I have run into the now and then bigot, by and large, the part of WV I live in is race tolerant. The best word I could think of at the moment. There was the time I went to the local 711 and seemed to be the only black in there. The clerk told me there was a Sheetz down the road. I told him, I know.” As I was leaving he told me, “yall be careful.” A friend of mine once told me I didn’t live in the “real West Virginia.” It seems the real West Virginia still got an active fully loaded Klan, god bless their rotten little hearts. Threat Level: 2 Tell them you just got a call that one of the ants in your ant farm is missing. You have to leave. Don’t go back.

Wisconsin – Wisconsin is the most segregated state in America, according to a new report. Don’t look like no racism or racist here.. cough.. cough. Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!!

Wyoming – ‘The world needs more cowboys’: University of Wyoming is under fire after new ‘inclusive’ slogan is deemed racist and sexist. This has never happened before… I could not find one recent racist incident that happened in Wyoming! Now don’t get me wrong, In the past, those cowboys have done their share of hanging the only black man in town. Which brings us to this… The racial diversity of the population in Wyoming is currently at 91.2% Caucasian, 2.7% two or more races, 2.2% Native Americans, 1.8% other races, 1.1% African American, and .9% Asian. So if you thinking about moving out to Wyoming… both of yall should be okay. Threat Level: 4 Shake yo head and point yo finger.. tell them you will be back, but don’t come back.

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