Battle Hymn Of The Vigilante
“Mine eyes have seen the coming of the vigilante groups…
We are shooting everybody when we get into the mood…
We’ll march our rebel flags inside the churches and the schools
Cause that is what we do…
Glory.. Glory.. Hallelujah
Stand up for your rights.. we’ll shoot ya
Raise a hand.. that’s how we’ll do ya
On mama this we swear…
The Jacob Blake Protest
In August of 2020 just months after the world revulsed at the killing of George Floyd by Derek Chauvin, another police shooting in Kenosha Wisconsin set off violent protest and demonstrations when police officer Rusten Sheskey shot Jacob Blake several times in the back. Blake was leaning into his car when he suddenly turned around with a TEC-9 and shouted, “Say hello to my liddle friend!!” Oh wait… that’s not what happened. When Blake leaned into his car, Sheskey shot him several times in the back and said “This is for your homies…” Okay.. he didn’t say that but my understanding is that intention is nine tenths of the law. Uh da $#@@ was trying to send somebody to the Upper Room. By the way, D.R.S Gangsta Lean is real talk… much respect… folks was singing sumpin back then… See you when I get there brothers…. Anywho they shot Blake and then charged him. I don’t know what the charges were, but typically when they shoot you in the “back seven times..” they say you was resisting arrest. Yep.. I’m serious. The charges were eventually dropped. Blake survived but was left with a life changing disability. He is paralyzed from the waist down and has to wear a colostomy bag. As for Sheskey, he was not charged and was put back on regular duty in April of this year. The Justice Department also declined to press charges. So this is the backdrop of what this article is about. In light of the then recent Floyd killing and then the Blake shooting, some of the folks in Kenosha said, “Well damn.. let’s burn this mfer down!!” I didn’t agree with it but I understand. Most of the protests and demonstrations were peaceful, but when you got black men and women being killed by law enforcement over things they wouldn’t dare approach a “citizen” with, well some people are going to come out of pocket… and another thing…. as the Temptations said on Papa Was A Rolling Stone… “heard some bad talk going around town…” People reported that a lot of the protesters were undercover. They were sent there by Radical Right elements to tarnish the Black Lives Matter movement. You heard of the Nazi SS right? Well I’m pinning a new moniker… the Citizen’s RR… the radical right. If you don’t hear from me after this article, I want you all to join hands in prayer and sing that old negro spiritual… “Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire ” Okay let me stop joking before I’m walking around here and have to start blogging using smoke signals. Social Media: “Hill1News has violated!! Flip the switch…” Anywho let’s move on.
Seven Bullets, Seven Days
Wisconsin – Wisconsin is the most segregated state in America, according to a new report. Don’t look like no racism or racist here.. cough.. cough. Threat Level: 1 Hot Diggity Dog!! Get yo ass out of there and don’t go back!! – Hill1News “State Of The Union.” © 2019
A couple years ago I wrote an article entitled ” State Of The Union?, ” where I rated the states based on racism and I assigned each state a threat level. Wisconsin was a Threat Level 1 if your black ancestors immigration status was detained undocumented laborer or in the case of some of our folks, detained undocumented honey pot. Immigration Master: “Im detaining this undocumented honey pot..” Wife: “Wait…What? …” Anyway, Wisconsin caught my eye a few years before the Kenosha protests. As a matter of fact former President Trump’s Chief of Staff, Reince “Shifting Spine “ Priebus, is from Kenosha. Priebus called the former president out on many occasions, but when it came time for the tires to hit the pavement well… Trump: “THE SKY IS GREEN!!” Priebus: “Well sir the sky looks a little blue to me, but I could be wrong… as a matter of fact now that I look at it….” Trump: “YOU’RE FIRED!!” After a few months later he was replaced by General John “The Church Lady” Kelly. White House staffers called him the church lady because of the strict protocols he implemented. The nickname wasn’t as cool as Mad Dog Mattis, another Trump surrogate but it is what it is. By the way, Mattis hated that name. On the first night of the protests in Kenosha, national news outlets showed a city in turmoil with streets being blocked by garbage trucks, police shooting tear gas and buildings on fire. Confrontations between the police and protesters were broadcast on a minute by minute basis.
Breaking News From SMBS
LB White: “I’m reporting from the corner of 56 St. where I just saw a group of African American men aiding a white police officer… he looks to be hurt… They’re helping him up.. ”
NETWORK: Awww… I am hate to interrupt your report LB, but we have breaking news!! “Lilly Whitehorn” what have you got for us? !!
Whitehorn: Yes.. the incredibly violent “Whiteover” rapist has been apprehended by the “Whiteover” police.. Lt. “Whitewaite” say’s a really dark black suspect is under arrest. Residents in this picturesque town of “Whitehall” are relieved. I had a chance to talk to one of them.
Whitehorn: Mrs “Whiteham” now that a black suspect.. I mean suspect has been arrested.. how do you feel…
Mrs Whiteham: Well we are relieved naturally… The mayor Mr. “Whiteforce” said there would be an arrest soon and well we folks here on “White Lane” are just ecstatic!!
Whitehorn: Back to you “Whitehause…“
Whitehause: Reporting from “Whiteover, “Lilly Whitehorn…” Thanks for that report Lilly. We will return to the Kenosha Black Lives Matter Race Riot after this message…
Message: Get your laundry brighter… get your laundry whiter!! Use “White’s” laundry detergent with its patented whiting ingredients!! If it not White’s... It’s not right!!
Whitehause: And now let’s return to the Black Lives Matter Race Riot in Kenosha… LB what have you got for us…
LB: Nevermind….
I know I have a blanket and some matches around here somewhere… anywho…. So yeah the first day of the protest were thought to be a harbinger of what the next few days would bring… or not. On the second day of the protest the Governor called out the National Guard even though most of the protest were peaceful. In all the protest lasted about seven days. In the aftermath more than two million dollars in city property had been destroyed. Over twelve hundred federal agents and National Guard had been deployed. During the final days… a demonstration by over one thousand protesters calling for police reform gathered in front of the Kenosha Courthouse chanting, “7 bullets, 7 days”, “One Person, One Vote” and “No Justice, No Peace”.
We’ll Be Coming Down The Mountain…
We’ll be coming down the mountain if you come…
We’ll be coming down the mountain if you come…
All our guns will be loaded
We’ll shoot your azz… you better know it…
We’ll be coming down the mountain if you come…
Almost immediately after the protest started, RR militia’s started gearing up. The Kenosha Guard, a citizen militia organization operating from Facebook, created an event page named “Armed Citizens to Protect our Lives and Property and by the next evening had garnered more than 5,000 followers. They made a list of locations you could report to. The sheriff was not happy… and this is not an exact quote… but he said something like this… “Aww hell no.. you Hillbillies ain’t coming down heh carrying no AK 47’s!!” Facebook closed the group and shut the page down a couple days after it was started. Unfortunately it was too late. Even though the page had been taken down and the group closed, it had done its work. Although the mayor and the sheriff disapproved of armed vigilantes roaming the streets, video’s of members of the police and national guard giving them water and high fives started to surface. Okay I don’t know if they were giving them high fives… but I just can’t get that picture out my mind. Anywho.. so yeah some of the people assigned to protect and defend were making sure the militia’s were rested and well hydrated. It was during this time that Rittenhouse stepped into the history books. Rittenhouse was a wannabe police officer and Trump loyalist. He was a frequent visitor to the Blue Lives Matter facebook page and had just recently attended one of the former president’s mass virus spreader events. Attendee: (Talking to another attendee..) “What’s on yo mind boy wid dat mask on? Don’t ya know it a big scam hatched by dat pedeofill Hollary Cliston ain dat pizza place in da Washington of DC!! Now take yo hands from off yo chest and take off dat mask!!” Attendee 2: “I think he’s dead…” Attendee: Well get his wallet.. I’ll make sure his vote is counted!!” Anywho… on the day of the shooting Rittenhouse was interviewed by a reporter.. “So, people are getting injured, and our job is to protect this business. Part of my job is also to help people. If there is somebody hurt, I’m running into harm’s way. That’s why I have my rifle, because I have to protect myself, obviously. I also have my med kit.” I’m running into harm’s way is some John Wayne bullsh*t if I ever heard some. Leading up to the shooting Rittenhouse was videoed multiple times, talking with the police and asking people if they needed aid if they were injured. So before we move on I want you to know that on the surface as far as the evidence goes this was a legit self defense situation…. on the surface… let’s move on. He was also videotaped hanging out with the militias. Although he was taped mingling with various militia groups, none of them said he was associated with them. As a matter of fact they said they didn’t even know him. As an aside, I ain’t gonna even say a nice piece of change for his defense came from militia’s. Anyway, saying they didn’t know him came out after the killings. So one thing’s for sure… if the militia’s said they knew him and he was with you.. well if it was my family you shot to death and you came from another state to do it because you was invited by the militias, I’d have my lawyers make you and them take their drawers off in open court and put them is a big brown paper bag I got from Bill Black’s Collard Green And Greasy Chicken Chitlin Barn… cause those drawers are mine too… I’d sue the sh*t outta you!!! So I’m not surprised “nobody knows him..” Anywho.. that was on my chest and I needed to get that out the way.. so let me get back to being “kinda” objective…
Whatcha Doing Down Heh Wit Yo Blickity Blickity..
So according to video evidence there were three confrontations. Although none of the videos showed what lead up to the confrontations, they do show one of the men killed looking at Rittenhouse and then he and others starting to move towards him. We don’t know if Rittenhouse said something like “Hey!! What y’all boys doing! I’m getting ready to go tell the PoPo y’all down heh in da dark minding yo own business” or it could have even been that one of the men asked Rittenhouse “Whatcha doing down here wit yo blickity blickity?” We just don’t know. We do know that after the first confrontation, Rittenhouse hauled ass with the men following him. It was at this time that the pieces his defense team would use to say his actions were a matter of self defense came into play. One of the men chasing him fire off one into the air. The man said it was a warning shot. “Yeah my man.. you ain’t the only one down heh wit dey blickity blickity..” Anywho this was supposed to be the start of the second confrontation. After Rittenhouse heard the shot he stopped running and went straight up Rambo… he turned and started aiming his gun. One of the men he shot and killed had ran up on him and tried to take his gun away. Rittenhouse let off a few..” bang!! bang!! The bullets critically injured the man. As some of the men who were following Rittenhouse gave the dying man first aid, Rittenhouse left, running down the street yelling into his cellphone, “I just killed somebody!! I just killed somebody!!” The man who subsequently died on the street after being shot by Rittenhouse was named Rosenbaum. As Rosenbaum lay dying and while Rittenhouse was putting it in the wind, the people who had crowded around the dying man’s body begin feeling some kind of way. “That Hillbilly just killed someone!!” They begin to give chase. They caught his ass on this second confrontation. While he was running he tripped up and fell. They was on him like Aunt Jemima on blueberry waffles. Video recorded the crowd shouting “Beat him up!,” “Get him! Get that dude!,” “Get his ass!” “Bend him over!!” Oh wait a minute… they didn’t say bend him over… I’m thinking about January 6th and former VP Mike Pence… anyway during this second confrontation is when he shot and killed his second victim. Yeah that’s right.. I said it… “He shot and killed his second “victim.” Anthony Huber, fighting with his skateboard trying to get the gun away from Rittenhouse was shot through the heart. He died almost immediately. This bring us to the third and final confrontation. His final victim Gaige Grosskreutz approached Rittenhouse while he was still on the ground but stopped and put his hands up when he saw Rittenhouse had shot Huber. Grosskreutz, to be transparent was armed, but had his hand up when Rittenhouse fired again. The shot almost severed Grosskreutz arm, but he lived. So this is the part where there are a lot of conspiracy theories going around. Rittenhouse allegedly got off the ground and walked past the police with his hands raised and they let him go. Conspiracy nuts say the police were complicit in his escape. The sheriff gave the following statement…” In situations that are high-stress, you have such incredible tunnel vision and officers may not have realized he had been involved in the shooting. Moreover there was nothing to suggest this individual was involved in any criminal behavior due to the fact that someone walking towards the police with their hands up was no longer abnormal in the wake of the protests.” Well I just want to say have you ever heard of Qanon? Well I’m starting a group called Blaqanon.. cause how ya gonna think there was no crime committed when you got dozens of people are telling you that man just shot three people. They even say his blickity blickity was still smoking when he walked by them !! Call me crazy but yeah.. that’s where I stand… okay… I don’t know if his blickity blickity was still smoking… but that’s the ground I’m standing on. Anywho, Rittenhouse called his mama and she came to get her precious serial killer.. I mean boy.
One Of Us
On August 26, 2020, Rittenhouse turned himself in on charges of first-degree intentional homicide in his home state of Illinois. He was subsequently extradited to Wisconsin where they had prepared six felony charges and one misdemeanor charge of use of a firearm by a person under 18 years. Any conviction of any one of the six felonies means he could be looking at spending decades fight off booty bandits. At the very least he would have to shave his hair and tattoo a swastika on his forehead. Rittenhouse: “I’m changing my name like Ye did.. Call me 88 from now on…” From BSS: “Good evening this is Lester Holdup. The convicted killer Kyle Rittenhouse recently had to change his name to 44 after being cornered by the Booty Bandit Gang. When question by reporters late this afternoon, representatives of the notorious killer said, “We are not answering any half ass questions today.” .. The prosecution was getting down and dirty for the little snot who came from another state and killed two of their citizens and crippled another. Oh yeah.. 88 stands for Heil Hitler. “H” is the eight letter of the alphabet, so if you see someone walking around with it tattooed on they forehead and yo ancestors did not come from Norway or somewhere close around there, then ah.. it’s a possibility you could be the next viral video. Anywho… Rittenhouse’s bail was set at two million dollars. Now earlier we talked about the RR aka the Radical Right, however now I going to introduce you to a splinter group called the RRR.. sorta like the KKK but they hold bible study at dey lynchings. Anywho the RRR stands for the Religious Radical Right. So after a GoFundMe page raised fifty thousand dollars within a couple hours after it was put up, GoFundMe pulled it down faster than an overweight stripper. They said it went against their terms of service which said you can’t raise money for a serial killer’s legal defense… at least not on their site. Enter the RRR… which raised over two million dollars in less than a week and an additional $100,000 raised by a couple of militia’s to give to his mother. In contrast Anthony Huber, one of the victims who Rittenhouse killed raised $150,000, the other man he killed Joseph Rosenbaum raised $23,000 and Grosskreutz raised $44,000. It’s funny how murderers are given such stupendous public support. Zimmerman, the man who killed Trayvon Martin raised over $200,000 on GoFundMe before it was taken down. It wasn’t taken down by GoFundMe but rather by Zimmerman, who was losing money to imposters. One of the ways the RRR and RR gets around the traditional fundraising methods on social media is by hosting private groups on Facebook. These groups raise funds outside of the traditional methods by opening bank accounts and asking members to donate to it. If you do a cursory search of Kyle Rittenhouse groups on FB, you will see that 99% are private groups. These groups in turn create other private groups for other causes. There is more money and attaboys being thrown around these groups then a football on a Super Bowl Sunday. Despite Facebook and other social media sites claiming that they are cracking down on content that “praises, supports, or represents” mass shooters… well… Ima hafta call B.S. How you gonna miss a group called “True Love And Support For Kyle Rittenhouse.” Anywho…..
Only Time Will Tell
Well we got to wrap this up. I will be moving on to the Ahmaud Arbery slaying by three white supremacist in my next report. But before we go, here are some last minute details on the Rittenhouse “serial murders.” Nope, I’m not getting him a break… In court yesterday Rittenhouse took the stand in his own defense. Some are calling for Academy Award nominations in Best Crying Scene and for Most Insulting To Our Intelligence.
Personally I would like to see him get a starring role in “25 Years To Life.” The judge seems to be bias towards the prosecution in that two important rulings went to the defense. The first ruling was that the people killed and wounded by Rittenhouse cannot be called victims, but it’s okay to call them rioters or protestors, and second that past behaviors cannot be introduced to the court. So say hypothetically that in the week prior to the slayings, Rittenhouse attended a Klan meeting with Dylan Roof and they gave a presentation called “Shoot Em In The Groin First,” well that can’t be made known in court. To tell you the truth I think there is a 50/50 percent chance that Rittenhouse walks. There would be a 80% chance that he would walk if the victims (yeah I said it again) were black. But you know, I’m not really sure if Wisconsin white Americans are going to let someone shoot two of their children dead, critically injure another one and then let him walk away a celebrity singing Yankee Doodle Dandy back to Illinois. I mean he is not even from there and the militias say they didn’t ask him to join them. The next thing you know he’s running for office, Time magazine nominates him as Person Of The Year and he starts doing hundred thousand dollar speaking engagement telling people to shoot first and ask questions later. Nope, I don’t see them looking at him as a patriot in that light… Well only time will tell. The Rittenhouse trial is suppose to wrap up next week.
Thanks for reading ©Hill1News
Update: Kyle Rittenhouse was found not guilty of all charges.
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