Today was my my weekend to relax.. well to do some other things around the house and then relax. On this particular day I thought I would go online and give my opinion about current affairs in the news and see if I could talk some sense into some of these fools. So today I was giving my opinion about the FBI raid on former President Trump’s home at Mar-A-Largo in Florida. The FBI came in and took out several boxes.. some filled with Top Secret documents. As a matter of fact.. some news outlets said Donald had some top secret documents pertaining to our nuclear forces.. other said he was giving away the old nuclear codes if you gave him a donation… Well I don’t know about that, but the MAGA crew was pulling out their AK-15’s like they saw a group of black men entering a Victoria Secret store in “Flower Of The Confederate”, Alabama,… when they heard about the raid. The warrant for the seizure was supposed to be unsealed, meaning that anyone could get a copy of it under the FOIA. (Freedom Of Information Act). Trump fought it in court I guess because he didn’t want anyone to know that he had taken some of our nuclear secrets with him. Anyway he changed his mind and relented. The document was unsealed and then it was posted online. There was the usual “Lock him up right now!!” from the left and the usual “What about BLM!!” from the right… but way back in the woods… where the racist with tiny fingers and Walmart keyboards live in homemade shacks with the head of a Yak on the wall and have drawers full of Army fatigues and night vision glasses… where in a moments notice they can open up the trap door.. drop, roll and release a 50 clip at the slightest smell of new Jordans… well the raid was just too much to bear. The warrant in addition to what items they were after, also had the names of the FBI agents who participated in the raid and the name of the FBI executive who ordered it. Well it just so happens that the head of the FBI ordered the raid. The racist immediately jumped on him, calling for his death. The other FBI agents didn’t fare any better. They were talking about putting their addresses on line, along with the names of their family members and what school their children went to.
So this was the racist river I jumped in. I started off with:
“Start locking folks up like you are doing with the Jan 6th crew. Throw out a couple five or tens and see how fast this stuff comes to an end. Threatening our premiere law enforcement organization can not be tolerated.”
Whenever you used the phrase “can not be tolerated,” when talking about Trump, be prepared for the racist to attack. It’s just something they are going to respond to… its like black people holding a protest outside a Trump rally with Al Sharpton as the guest speaker… it’s not going to be tolerated! The other hot button is talking about the Jan 6th mob… and saying “Lock em up and throw away the key!! If you don’t want to throw away the key… give it to me and I’ll melt it down and make an Obama memorial coin out of it!!” That’s fire and brimstone to them… and if they catch a black man… “Well that their blackman is going to get many stripes… I’m talking about 50.. 100.. 150!! (Epps in 12 Years a Slave..) Yeah… you gotta know what you are doing when you confront racist…. – March 2020 Drop Award article… The Flamed Video Racist..., “Be careful not to overcook your racist, an overcooked racist could easily flip out and ruin your day.” Anywho… the racist attacked!!
Racist: “Hagahaha.. (Yep that’s what he wrote..) Your crew just praised you id iots. When they went to the Supreme Court Justice Houses. You people are reta rded. (I am not correcting his spelling.. this is his exact post)”
So right away I could see his rope was frayed… So I pressed on…
Me: Racist you don’t want to go to prison.. so stop the BS. It’s alright to voice your opinion, but threatening law enforcement is crossing the line. Do yourself a favor, you don’t want to spend a few years in a 10×10 cell sleeping with a man who has to do his business right next to your bed. Most of you guys haven’t thought this crap out… you can get yourself into some really funky stuff being part of the club.
Right then and there after I put that imagery into his little tiny primitive brain, he knew this was not a battle of word he could win… so he did the next best thing… sent me a picture of a monkey after checking my profile..
This is a common tactic used by the lower functioning hillbilly racist of the “Great White River Swamp,” in the Southern Mountains of Kluxavia. Known for their inbreeding and tell-tell three eyes, they usually hunt in packs and can be heard a mile away by their distinctive growl.. “Hang em in front of the courthouse!!” Well me being an expert on racist, I knew that to capture this specimen, I would have to hit him in the brain pan… so I used ridicule… ( That’s my laughing emoji… it was my first shot…)
Me: “Racist I know you are upset. I’m just giving you some advice.. you can take it or leave it… 
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I pressed on about him not wanting to be in a place surrounded by big strong hairy angry black men that just wanted a reason.. He was starting to crumble.. or at least I thought so…
Racist: Upset about what?
Me: Racist we are not stupid here.. you know exactly what I’m talking about.. then “Bam!!” Out of nowhere he bit me in the azz..
When you are in Kluxavia, you have to be very careful… I let my guard down and became a poster boy for KFC. Well at least one thing was for sure… I thought I had caught the common “Sixty Year Brown Tooth Smith And Wesson Hunchback Racist..” when in fact I was dealing with the ” 20 Something Oxycontin Face Tattoo AK Dangerous Racist… ” I should have known by his use of the KFC meme… Older racist prefer Popeyes 10-1. Anywho.. I determined to get more aggressive…
Me: (Laughing emoji’s )Racist I left you speechless huh… ( more laughing emoji’s)
Racist: ( Leaves me a monkey and banana emoji..)
Well it was time to throw it all in.. All I needed was to see the “N’ word and I could make a hot city example out of him… I went all in.. Mission: “Manhood Attack!”
Me: (After a few minutes..) “Racist hello? Are you still there? I’m not finished with you yet!! Come on back and take your medicine like a real man!!”
I eagerly waited for him to use his big gun.. the “N” word!! After a few minutes I started to worry.. had I let him get away? I doubled down…
Me: Racist… that’s what I thought… I think I’m done here..
I had grabbed him by them… and twisted them off…
Unfortunately it was too little too late… and my AK got away… but without them at least….
So besides the pair … I did come away with a couple of teeth also… from an “Hangback 45 Couch Slug Racist..”
Couch Slug: “Neither can last summer’s pot luck dinners and summer of love rioting. Oh wait those were blm and liberals doing that . Never mind two sets of laws.”
Me: “Couch Slug the Jan 6th mob wanted to kill the Vice President and members of Congress … this gang is threatening the life of the director of the FBI. Right now they are threatening members of our government.. if you step out of line and have a difference of opinion … how long do you think it will be until they start threatening you…”
I went on about history… and who really was in danger… but he never responded after that..
Fighting racism is a big job. Are there people out there doing it who are more effective than a old man sitting at a type computer plucking their racist nerves… absolutely. But in my way I am doing what I can.
Although the following proverb is attributed to the Greeks, but it is well documented that most of their ideas and philosophies were taken from Africa and the library at Alexandria. Anywho, there will be a time when racism as we know it will not exist and by exposing it… it is these seeds that we are planting today. So I say…
“Blessed are those who plants trees under whose shade they will never sit.” – Old African Proverb.
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Update: There was another one on the line.. but I am tired. I threw him back..
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