A few months ago we picked our winner for the 2020 Drop Awards. I was so busy trying to figure out a winner that I did not give out any award for the runner up. So without further ado.. I present my runner up for the 2020 Drop Awards.. Stephanie and Jeffrey.
So you want to know why I spend my hard earn coin on this site….
Well normally I would just start cussing… but today I’m gonna show some restraint. I figure what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. So instead of getting mad at them for sharing their recipe, I thought I would share mine too. Today I am going to share my recipe for Flamed Fried Video Racist In Deapchit with Yo’veryaz Sauce and Dassa NoeNoe Biscuits…
- Prep Time: One second after the violation.
- Level: Low as you can get
- Cooking Time: If you don’t get an apology… they ain’t done..
- Serving: One knee is fine.. but I prefer both knees…
Flamed Fried Video Racist Ingredients
- 1 or 2 hard boiled racist. (You can substitute Great White Northern Racist for Southern Good Old Boy if you can’t find any. I like Southern Good Old Boy because they turn a deep red once you take them out the pan and put them in the fire.)
- 1 Can of Whip Ass (I use one can, but you can use as many as you like.)
- 1 Cheese Grater Don’t worry about the cheese .. you won’t need it.
- 1 Pound of Frackanaca Bull Sh*t (You can use Deapchit if preferred.)
- 1 Iota of Idontgiva (Lots of variety here.. use whatever suits your taste.)
- 1 Cup of Extra Coarse AwHellno (Try to get the salty kind if you can.)
- 1 Sprig of Next Thyme (Use sparingly.. this is optional)
- 1 Cup of Jack Daniels
Dassa NoeNoe Biscuit Ingredients
- 1/4 Stick of I Can’t Believe You Not The Klan
- 1 Cup Of You Lion Self Righteous White. ( Your local You Lion Store should have this flour, but you can substitute all purpose for it. I don’t roll like that, but that’s up to you.
- 1 1/2 Cup Of Distill Water. ( They lucky dis still water and not boiling oil.)
- 1 Dozen Brown Eggs ( That’s right…. I’m just a vindictive evil $##@@!!)
Yo’veryaz Sauce Ingredients
- 1 Cup of Original U Black #@@!! Hot Sauce ( I usually use all of it, but if you do, it’s better to prepare it the night before, so that the flavors don’t get out and you have to chase them.)
- 1/2 Cup Ground Nuts ( No explanation other than I ain’t going there.)
Let’s Get To Cooking: Flamed Fried Video Racist
Okay, I’m using Southern Good Old Boy, but like I said you can use Great White Northern. So you want to make sure your racist is hot before you serve them. I usually say something like, “Who was that black man I saw with your daughter yesterday?” You want to make sure they are really hot. If the nose and forehead aren’t red, you might need more heat. Try saying something like, “I saw them go in that house over there.” Be careful not to overcook your racist, an overcooked racist could easily flip out and ruin your day. So you got your racist at the right temperature and now it time to add the Frackanaca Bull Sh*t. My recipe calls for a pound, but you can add it according to your taste. So when you add your Frackanaca Bull Sh*t, put it in a little at a time so that it can brown… “Did you shoot up with Clorox today? Stir and add a little more… Didn’t the President say, you could put a UV light bulb down your throat, into your lungs and burn the virus out? You will know when your Southern Good Old Boy and Frackanaca Bull Sh*t is ready for you to add the other ingredients because your Southern Good Old Boy will start to crackle. If the crackling sounds starts to sound like “nigg@r,” then it’s time to put in the cup of Extra Coarse AwHellno. Add the Idontgiva, put a can of Whip Ass on it and beat thoroughly. Some people like to garnish with Next Thyme.. but I don’t. Set the racist to the side and reduce the heat but don’t turn your back.
Let’s Get To Cooking: Dassa NoeNoe Biscuits
Turn on the oven, “I’m having Barrack Obama and Mitt Romney over for drinks.” In a black mixing bowl, add the twelve brown eggs. Beat in the You Lion Self Righteous White and distilled water, or hot boiling oil. Keep an eye on your Southern Good Old Boy and make sure he is just simmering and not boiling. Add more Whip Ass if necessary. After 15 minutes turn off oven and place Dassa NoeNoe biscuits besides your Southern Good Old Boy.
Let’s Get To Cooking: Yo’veryaz Sauce
Put the bottle of the Original U Black #@@!! Hot Sauce, Cheese Grater and Ground Nuts on the table in front of your Southern Good Old Boy and Dassa NoeNoe Biscuits. Sit back, smile and drink your cup of Jack Daniels.
- Appearance: 1 pt
- Location: 1 pt ( Don’t you got a kitchen?)
- Racial Slurs: 20 pts (5 pts for using the word black in front of a racial slur.. These are hard charging racist!)
- Video: 5 pts
- Racist Stupidity: 25 pts ( Really.. putting this crap on Tik Tok..)
- Ewww 30 pts (
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