Where They Do That At?

Have you ever read a story so sickening and perverse, it makes you want to throw up in yo mouth? Well that’s exactly how I felt when I read the story of Marshae Jones, 27, from Birmingham, Alabama. Now as anyone who reads Hill1news can attest, I attack the Alabama racist with fresh lemon, coarse salt and hot tar pitch. Not even Alexa knows what “hot tar pitch” is, but believe me, you don’t want none of that @!!$# on you. I first heard the term or something similar in Mandingo. Some slave had been caught reading and the “massa” wanted fresh lemon, coarse salt and “hot tar pitch” poured on the wounds after they finished beating him. Maybe it was my imagination about the hot tar pitch… but them was some evil folks. Anywho… Deep down in the bowels of Alabama, just below the right bladder and a few centimeters from the entrance to the rectum, I found it. Now, before we continue you might want to know what am I doing down here in all this @!#$$. Well we fight racism and sometimes you gotta do what you got to do. Anywho.. on a ball up leftover piece of toilet paper, sticking someplace I’m not comfortable talking about, I found the Alabama law that says, “Any pregnant negra that has been shot, will be charged with manslaughter… on mama.. that’s right…”

A woman whose unborn baby died after she was shot in the stomach during an argument has been charged with manslaughter because she allegedly started the fight. But guess what… the shooter walked free. Whenever you have black on black crime in some places in the deep south, you could come away with an “Aw shucks negra, why did you gone on and do that.. Ima hafa speak with yo paw about yo fiddlin. Now git on home..” That about sums it up. But if a white woman had been shot and lost her baby, then somebody looking at the needle with the wrong chemicals in it. Unless it was a black person that shot the white woman, then it would have been on CNN… ” XXX, a black person was cornered and refuse to give in to the Alabama Bureau Of Investigation (ABI). After a two second standoff officers went in. Unfortunately, XXX had taken his own life. He hung himself from a bathroom sink. Police are tight lipped about how the body was riddled with 217 bullet holes. They think he shot himself and then committed suicide. According to ABI lead investigator Ray “The Colonel” Lee, the investigation is over and a blow has been struck for the white man.” Okay I know when it comes to black folks and the law, we ain’t getting a fair shake. But where do they do that at when you can shoot somebody in an argument and the person that is shot is charged with the crime. Well if you don’t know, let me tell you.. only in the bowels of Alabama. For more information on the Marshae Jones story, click here. If after reading about the story of Jones and you want to throw up in yo mouth click here. If you want to send you own message to the Alabama state government on their abortion laws click here for stationary. Everybody else click here for Lala:>)