35 Days Of Madness

With all of the stuff that’s happened in 2020 during this President’ administration, lest we not forget that in 2019 they initiated a government shutdown that lasted 35 days. The President wanted funds for his border wall. In the end Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer denied the President. That look on Schumer face is the look you have when you grab both of them. The administration was forced to reopen the government amid mounting dissatisfaction and falling poll numbers. Here’s our story January 28, 2019.

Reprint January 2019 © Hill1News

35 Days Of Madness

A couple days ago the longest government shutdown in our nations history ended. Millions of Americans were affected. Blame was spread like a hooker on New Years Eve. It was plenty to go around. Most American’s blamed the President. After all, in a prime time interview he said ” I will take the mantel, I won’t blame you Chuck. (Chuck Schumer is the Senate Minority Leader.) I will be proud to lead this shutdown.” The Congressional Budget Office estimated the country lost eleven billion dollars during the shutdown, and of that amount, three billion will not be recouped. Accordingly, the cost in misery, anguish and suffering cannot be calculated.

At the time, Nancy Pelosi, future Speaker of the House and “Level Ten Of The Small Handed Special Masters Testicle Crusher,” and in tandem with Chuck ( I’ll Bring The Sledge Hammer) Schumer, had warned the President, that there would be no money for a Southern wall. Of course, the President paid no attention and went forward with shutting down the government. Buoyed by ultra white American Conservative talk show host’s, Rush (I Drink Clorox With My Milk) Limbaugh, Bill (Taco Ain’t No Word) O’Reilly and Ann (On My Daddy, You Better…) Coulter, the President defied the will of the majority of Americans.

Friday, January 25, 2019, a solemn and visibly limping President address the nation, “( Bring me that chair.. No.. don’t help me, I can sit down on my own… #@$$ I said don’t help me… I need to sit down slowly… ) My fellow American’s, today I come to you with hat in hand. I stand before you… (What are you doing?… I don’t need to stand up.. don’t touch me… ) I sit before you a humble man. Master Level Ten Pelosi, Sledge Hammer Schumer and I have completed our talks about the shutdown. ( What’s that noise? – Its nothing Mr President, Schumer is just cleaning his hammer and Pelosi is doing some type of martial arts drills.) Okay, as I was saying, I have decided to re-open the government. I will not be giving a State of the Union speech unless Nancy… ( Sir, Mrs Pelosi want you to address her as Master Level Ten..) Uh.. unless Master Level Ten gives her permission. (What is that noise!! – Sir, Master Level Ten and Sledge Hammer are having a talk with Vice President Pence.) In addition, I don’t want no money ..not one red cent for a border wall. Thank you, God bless you and God bless America. (Take me around the other way..)