[Applause!! Applause!!] Thank you!! Thank you very much!! Welcome to the Truth Or Lie Show!! My name is Rill Blak!! [Applause!! Applause!!] Thank you!! This is going to be an exciting show and we have something very special for you!! Come on out Hari!! [No Applause] “You can take the chains off him.. Yeah, unstrap him from the security chair..” This is Hari Bubba and he is serving a life sentence at the Maximum Security Prison in Itsover, Mississippi, D.O.C Bottomsup. Hari has agreed to sharing his cell with one of our contestants!! [Little Applause!!] … for a year!! [Thunderous Applause!!] Thank you!! Thank You!!
And now lets meet our contestants.. First from Pulaski Tennessee, let welcome Klue K Klansmen. [No Applause] Klue that’s quite a moniker you have.. sounds familiar, can you tell us the story? “Boy, I know we on the televishun, but I don’t cotton to y’all uncles looking me in the face.” Okay, is this better? “Yeah.. but yo wearing that fancy suit and all.. some negra’s might be likin it and thinking you good as god fearing white folks.” [Security guard grabs and holds Rill.] [Rill gets his composure back.] [Rill introduces next contestant] Next lets meet Will Cee!! {Applause!!} Good to have you here Will, I hear you from Itsover Mississippi, tell us what you do there?” Well Rill, I’m a prison photographer.” Interesting Will. What kind of photography do you do at the prison? ” Mostly assaults.” That’s very nice Will, maybe we can talk at the end of the show. “You bet!!” [Applause!!]
Thank you!! As you know who answers the best out of five questions wins and is going on an all expense paid vacation to the Land of the Ancestor’s Africa!!! [Thunderous Applause!!] But everyone wins on Truth Or Lie!! The runner up goes with Hari Bubba for a year in an all expense paid sentence… eh vacation!![ Thunderous Applause!!] Thank you!! Thank You!! And now lets play Truth or Lie.{Applause!!}
There is a viral video that everyone is talking about where three young black men help a frail 89 year old white elderly woman into their car after her and her 100 year old husband stopped at a rest stop. Truth or Lie?
Will: I have seen the video and it sure is nice to see black men helping out someone in need instead of being shot in the back by the police. Yes Rill, it’s true. [Applause!!]
Klue: Well boy there is a saying, where I come from.. keep feeding a dog and they won’t go home. Them negra’s was trying to rob her.. just waiting for them folks to stop videoing. It’s true boy. [Faint Applause, someone throws a rebel flag on the stage]
Rill: [ Someone off stage is yelling Rill’s name.. Rill!! Rill!!] [ Rill composes himself.] [Hari Bubba is restrained in the security chair again.] Great job contestant’s!! That’s one point for each of you!! Let go on with the next question..
Crystal Mason was recently arrested for what most American take for granted… owning a gun. Truth Or Lie?
Will: No Rill, the sad truth is that Ms. Mason was arrested and convicted for voting.
Klue: [Klue mumbles something about prostitution] [Security guard grabs and holds Rill] Y’all negras think y’all so smart.. I agree with that black sambo over there… boy you looking at me in the face again? [ Security guard grabs and holds Will.] [ Rill wipes his face with his handkerchief and thinks he can get by on unemployment until the court case.][ Will has made his way over to Hari and is unloosing his straps] [Someone is whistling Dixie in the audience.][ Rill has made up his mind to fire all the writers before he goes to jail] [ An announcer comes on for a commercial break] [Rill goes behind the curtain.]
[ Ainjananny, Uncle Tom and Cream of Wheata, the shows three main sponsors want to know whats going on!! The audience is yelling” We want our money back @##!!, We want our money back @##!!, Rill slumps in the chair that Klue had hung his Confederate Flag themed coat on… He opens his suit jacket, pulls out his glock, chambers it and heads for the stage The commercial is over.]
As he walks over to Klue, Klue tells him, “Nigg@r did I see you sitting on my coat?” [It seemed like an eternity.. he could faintly hear someone whistling Dixie in the background.. only this time with someone hitting on the chairs in rhythm..] [ He could do 25 years… not with Hari.. but he could do it..] [Then it came to him!!!]
[Rill turned to face the audience.. all you could hear was someone whistling Dixie and others tapping on the back of the chairs to the rhythm..] [Rill smiled at the audience, put his glock back in his jacket pocket and asked security to take the handcuffs off Will.] Ladies and gentlemen, as you know the contestants are tied at two apiece. [ Someone throws a moldy Jet on the stage with a picture of a monkey taped to it.} [Rill smiles}
Rill: Our last question will decide who wins this episode of Truth or Lie!! [ No Applause… its quieter then a pimp in a church..] Gentleman and Klue, final question… The Klu Klux Klan was designated as a white mans terrorist organization by the US government. Truth Or Lie?
Will: [ falling to the floor on his knee’s yelling] Yes !! Yes !! Yes! Its true Rill!!
Rill: Klue what is your answer?
Klue: [ Slowing walking off the stage..] That’s a lie.. [Klue starts running..]
[Rill tells security to unchain Hari..] [Hari tackles Klue and ties him up in the Confederate flag that was on the floor of the stage] [Hari throws Klue over his back and picks up the moldy Jet, tears off the picture of the monkey taped to the front and shows the audience a picture of Michael Jackson] [The people who were whistling Dixie and tapping on the chairs had stopped] [The audience erupts into thunderous applause, and slowly starts chanting, Lock the doors!! Lock the doors!!] [ Rill throws the keys into the audience.]
Rill: [Rill walks back to center stage with Will.] Will, its been quite a show, but you are our winner. Tell me what are you going to do in Africa?
Will: You know Rill, I think I will just take the money and invest in telescospic lens. I think its going to be some amazing shots in Itsover!!
Rill: We wish you the best of luck Will!! Don’t forget to share them with us and we will show them to our viewers!!
Will: You bet!!
Rill: Well that’s all folks!! Thanks for watching another episode of Truth Or Lie!! [No Applause.. Sounds of people yelling “let go of that chair!! let go of that chair!!]
[Rill leaves the TV station and turns out the lights..]
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