Truth Or Lie: Episode IV

Thank you!! Thank You!! Welcome to another episode of Truth Or Lie!! (Thunderous Applause!!) I am Rill Blak, your host!! (Applause!! Applause!!) Well last week we had a great show as some of you might know and I am please to tell you that all the charges have been dropped against the members of last weeks audience!! (Thunderous Applause!!) [ flowers are thrown on stage] Thank you!! Thank you!! However, the authorities have asked us to remove the doors, so that those who would like to leave in a hurry can do so. ( Little Applause) Now lets meet our two contestants!! First from New York City, lets give a big hand for Malcolm Xtinguisher!! (Standing Thunderous Applause!!) [Red Black and Green Flags waving] Thank you!! Thank You!! And from Washington DC.. Donald Trumpet!! (No Applause..People start standing in the doorways.) Okay… let get started with Truth Or Lie!! (Applause!! Applause!!) Mr. Xtinguisher, you will have to let go of Mr. Trumpet’s neck so we can begin… do you mind if I call you Malcolm?

Malcolm: Yeah Rill, that’s fine. (Malcolm lets go of Mr. Trumpet and he starts running for the exit. Security catches him and brings him back to the stage.)

Mr. Trumpet: Why don’t you let me go? What do you have to lose?

Rill: [Clears his throat.] During the Presidential elections of 2016, one candidate repeatedly asked if the current president was born in America? [ Loud boo’s.. Security surrounds the stage] Truth Or Lie?

Malcom: Thanks Rill, “brothers, sisters and friends, and I see some enemies. In fact, I think we’d be fooling ourselves if we had an audience this large and didn’t realize that there were some enemies present.” ( Loud Applause!!) Well Rill, I going to have to agree with you and I just want to say, I plan on winning this game by any means neccessary!! [Men in black uniforms stand in the aisles.] (Standing Thunderous Applause!!) [Rill shake Malcolm hand and turns with a snear towards Mr. Trumpet]

Rill: Well Trumpet.. what do you do you got to say?

Mr. Trumpet: That bitch Huckleberry told me this was going to be a “Unite The Right Blacks Rally!!” [Trumpet starts crying..] [Rill grabs Malcolm before he gets to him.]

Rill: Wrong answer!! (Thunderous Applause and Stomping!!) [The men in the black uniforms start nailing plywood boards to the exits.] [A black man start singing Dixie Land.]

Rill: Now that’s what I call Dixie Land!! ( Loud Applause!!) Ladies and gentleman we will have to break for our sponsors, we will be back in a moment for more of Truth Or Lie!! (Applause!! Applause!!)

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(Rill and Malcolm are staring at Trumpet.) (The security guards around the stage have left.) (The men in the black uniforms are marching towards the stage.) (The producer asks Rill to turn the lights back on and continue with the show.)

Rill: Final question…

Trumpet: I thought it was the best three out of five.. (Everybody in the audience starts singing Dixie Land…) (Malcolm whispers something to Rill.)

Rill: Next question… The president has said he is not a racist although in 1973 his company Trumpet Management was sued by the U.S. Department of Justice for housing discrimination against black renters. In 2016 he said
that a group of black and Latino teenagers were guilty of raping a white woman in the Central Park jogger case, although an imprisoned serial rapist had confessed in 2002 to raping the jogger alone, and DNA evidence confirmed his guilt. Recently, he tweeted fake statistics claiming that African Americans are responsible for the majority of murders of whites, and in some speeches he linked African-Americans and Hispanics with violent crime… question.. is the president a racist?

Malcolm: “Usually the black racist has been produced by the white racist. In most cases where you see it, it is the reaction to white racism, and if you analyze it closely, it’s not really black racism… If we react to white racism with a violent reaction, to me that’s not black racism. If you come to put a rope around my neck and I hang you for it, to me that’s not racism. Yours is racism, but my reaction has nothing to do with racism…” (Malcolm X Speaks: Selected Speeches and Statements (1965) edited by George Breitman )

Trumpet: She set me up.. She set me up… Rill I need to talk to Huckleberry, I will straighten this out..

Rill: Wrong answer!! (Thunderous Applause and Stomping!!) (Rill notices the exits have been boarded up.) (The men in the black uniforms are on the stage sitting in director chairs, some are stepping and others are pounding their fists together.)

Rill: Final question… (The lights go out… Everyone in the audience is singing Dixie Land.)

The Next Day…

The producer calls Rill an ask him why he’s not at work. He threatens to fire him. ” We have two very important guest on our show today and you need to be here!! It’s not everyday you get Malcolm Xtinguisher and Donald Trumpet on the same stage!! ” Rill tells him he will be right in. He takes a shower, eats breakfast, and puts on his clothes. If he hurries, he will be able to make it to HomeDepot without being late.



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