(Guards escort Rill to the front of the stage and take off his shackles and then his blindfold. He reminds him of the rules and opens the curtain.) (Audience applauses!) Thank you!! Thank you!! (Loud Applause!!) Thank You!! Thank You!! I am Rill Blak!! (Loud Applause and stomping!! ) Thank You!! Thank you!! And welcome to another episode of “Truth or Lie!!” (Very Loud applause!!) Thank you!! Thank you!! I would also like to thank each and every one of you who sent in letters and cards asking Donald Trumpet for mercy and leniency. (Boo’s and threats!!) I truly did not know they was going to do that. About the time I reached him, they had already taken his pants off. (Guard taps Rill on the shoulder with his billy club and tells him no talking about that subject.) (Loud boo’s!!)
Today we are broadcasting from a CIA black site somewhere in the Middle East. Pending our appeal to the secret military court… (Guard lightly hits Rill across his chest with billy club.) (Loud boo’s!!) Help me welcome today’s guest.. (Moans and sigh’s can be heard coming from the audience.) (Rill asks the guard if the audience can remove their blindfolds. The guard adjusts his sunglasses and nods his head.) Lady and gentlemen, you may remove your blindfolds!! ( Loud applause and stomping!!) Thank you!! Thank you!! ( Rill smiles and waves!!) (Guard taps Rill on the shoulder with billy club and tell him to move on.) Let’s give a big hand for our first contestant. Whyte Nashenilless!! ( Loud boo’s!!) Whyte, thanks for coming down… (Rill asks guard to remove Whyte’s face mask.) (Guard gives Rill a funny look and then removes the face mask. Whyte honks and spits on Rill. Rill grabs the guard’s billy club and smacks Whyte across the lips with it. At least 20 guards rush from the wings. Rill runs for the stairs. They close the curtain. Voices can be heard saying, “Let him go!! Put it down Rill!! There is a loud whoop!! whoop!! sound and then silence.)
Ten minutes later…
The curtain slowly opens and Rill and the guard step out on the stage. ( Some applause). Rill said, “Whyte wood of liked to stay but he couldn’t.” ( Rill winks!) ( Little applause.) Rill shouts!! “LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT.. KONSTA TUSHON!! (Audience erupts into a loud applause!!) (Two guards bring Konsta to the front of the stage and lifts him up onto the stage… he can’t use the stairway because someone has torn the planks off …) Well good evening Konsta.. I hope you had a pleasant trip from Blue Block Tango One. ( Guard taps Rill on the shoulder with billy club.) “I mean I hope your trip was pleasant.” “Why yes Rill, thank you.” Well Konsta, today you will be playing against your arch enemy and sworn foe. Lady and gentlemen, may I introduce to you, “AKAY FORTESEVIN!! (Thunderous Applause!!) Thank you!! Thank you!!
(Rill looks confidently at the audience and walks toward the edge of the stage.. and he would have reached it but they had him chained to the back wall.) Rill says, “People have been dying to see you guys get together.” ( Guard yanks on Rill’s chain.) Konsta, Akay, please be seated and let’s look at our first question. ( Loud applause!!) The AK-47 military assault weapon has been responsible for the deaths of hundreds of Americans in domestic terrorist mass killings. Many of these killers claim to be patriotic and vow that the only way they will accept socialism is over their dead body. Isn’t it true that the AK-47 is made in the former Socialist Republic Of Russia and that they are killing Americans with a weapon made by socialist?.
Akay: What are you in here for Rill? You know things can be tough in here or things can be easy? ( Akay rolls up his sleeve and reveals a tattoo of Whyte Nashenilless.)
Konsta: AK-47’s are not only responsible for the deaths of Americans here in the States, but also of our soldiers fighting in Afghanistan and Syria . The domestic terrorist are killing Americans using socialist guns, driving over them in cars made in Mexico and talking sh!t in the dark using tiki torches made in China. That’s not what the forefathers had in mind.
Akay: Back off Konsta!!
Rill: Point to Konsta!! ( Loud applause!!) (Rill walks over to Akay) Threaten me again and I’m going to make you drop your clip. Rill tears off his shirt, and on his back is a tattoo of pile of private parts near some stairs without planks. Rill motions to the guard. The guard comes over and smacks Akay across his firing pin with his billy club.
Rill: Let’s move on. Many domestic terrorist cite the 2nd Amendment as giving them the right to bear their socialist weapons. Does the 2nd Amendment give domestic terrorist the right to bear arms?
Konsta: In 1939 the U.S. Supreme Court considered the matter in United States v. Miller. 307 U.S. 174. The Court adopted a collective rights approach in this case, determining that Congress could regulate a sawed-off shotgun that had moved in interstate commerce under the National Firearms Act of 1934 because the evidence did not suggest that the shotgun “has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated milita . . . .” The Court then explained that the Framers included the Second Amendment to ensure the effectiveness of the military. This precedent stood for nearly 70 years when in 2008 the U.S. Supreme Court revisited the issue in the case of District of Columbia v. Heller (07-290). The plaintiff in Heller challenged the constitutionality of the Washington D.C. handgun ban, a statute that had stood for 32 years. Many considered the statute the most stringent in the nation. In a 5-4 decision, the Court, meticulously detailing the history and tradition of the Second Amendment at the time of the Constitutional Convention, proclaimed that the Second Amendment established an individual right for U.S. citizens to possess firearms and struck down the D.C. handgun ban as violative of that right. The majority carved out Miller as an exception to the general rule that Americans may possess firearms, claiming that law-abiding citizens cannot use sawed-off shotguns for any law-abiding purpose. Similarly, the Court in its dicta found regulations of similar weaponry that cannot be used for law-abiding purposes as laws that would not implicate the Second Amendment. Further, the Court suggested that the United States Constitution would not disallow regulations prohibiting criminals and the mentally ill from firearm possession.
Akay: Nah nah. Since the Heller v. District Of Columbia, lower courts have upheld the ruling backing the individual rights theory. (Some believe that the Amendment’s phrase “the right of the people to keep and bear Arms” creates an individual constitutional right for citizens of the United States. Under this “individual right theory,” the United States Constitution restricts legislative bodies from prohibiting firearm possession.)
Rill: Point to Konsta! ( Loud applause!!) While the lower courts have upheld the Heller ruling, they did not overturn Miller v. United States. The majority of Americans believe in the collective right theory. (Some scholars point to the prefatory language “a well regulated Militia” to argue that the Framers intended only to restrict Congress from legislating away a state’s right to self-defense. Scholars have come to call this theory “the collective rights theory.” A collective rights theory of the Second Amendment asserts that citizens do not have an individual right to possess guns and that local, state, and federal legislative bodies therefore possess the authority to regulate firearms without implicating a constitutional right.)
Akay: Thats #@@!$$. This is a joke!! See y’all in the mess hall..
Rill: Rill laughs and slowly walks over to Akay. He looks at Akay and takes his index finger and places it on Akays forehead. He then nods to the guard. The guard then comes over. Since we have young people reading this, we will just say, ” the guard came over and ripped out Akays magazine.
Lunch Time
Rill: I hope you are enjoying the show. (Some applause!!) Rill repeats himself, ” I HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING THE SHOW!! ( Loud Applause and stomping!!) Rill knew he had to keep his audience engaged. It was going to be difficult. Everyone was thinking about lunch. The sirens went off signalling it was lunch time. The guards came in. They had to billy club a few people to make them go to the dining hall. Rill wasn’t looking forward to it either. He entered the dining hall and got in line. Everyone had put their blindfolds back on because they did not want to see what they were eating. Rill felt his way to a table and set down. All of a sudden he heard people yelling and screaming. Those sadistic guards were billy clubbing people and making them take off their blindfolds off. When you are in a black site eating that “whatever” is part of the punishment. Muslims eat pork something, racist eat watermelon, and blacks eat raisin potato salad. Something landed in Rills lap, he felt for it and gasped. It felt like someone’s ear. He snatched off his blindfold and started eating. He gagged. All he could think of was rat ass with cockroach piss dressing.. he just couldn’t get the vision out his mind. He pushed the tray away and leaned over to put his head down. All of a sudden there was a huge crash right beside him. He jumped up and immediately saw the danger. There standing around him was Akay, holding his bandaged magazine and his boys, Brasnukle and Ribcage. Akay looked at Rill and said, you all big and bad on that stage. How ya feel right right now? Akay reached into his pocket and threw a bloodied piece of paper on the table. You don’t look so good Rill. I would ask your boy Konsta to come and look at cha, but as you can see he’s all balled up over the whole thing. Rill looked at Konsta, all balled up on the table. He looked around the room. The guards had left, they were in on it. The doors were locked and the audience gasped at how the tables had changed. Rill was the big man on stage, he asked and you answered. Things didn’t look good. Akay put his index finger on Rills forehead and said, ” I asked you a question, I said, how you feel now?” It happened so fast. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Brasnukle fall and then Ribcage!!. From the back of the crowd Rill could hear something. They burst into view. Three in each row!! They came marching… Who!!, step step step, Who!! step, step step, Who!!, Step, step, step, … all the way up to Rill. My name is Bill Orights ands that’s my cousin on that table. Rill was in shock, ” but how?” Bill said, oh that.. let me introduce you to my lil friend, this is Nyne Milometer. Rill turned and looked Akay in the eyes and said “I’ma bout to f**k you up.” Akay turned to run, but Rill grabbed him by the barrel and swung him around, once, twice, three times.. He swung him so hard his scope came came off. Rill moved in to break his hammer, when the guards returned. They rounded everybody up and took them to the auditorium. Well all except for Brasnukle and Ribcage, the cooks dragged them into the kitchen. Everybody started throwing up.
The Last Question
Rill: Thanks and welcome back to “Truth Or Lie!!” (No Applause) Everyone was still wondering what they had eaten. The guards brought Akay back on stage. Rill looked at Akay and turned around. Akay saw that Rill had a piece of barrel hanging from his neck.
Rill: You want this, you have to answer this last question? ( Akay growled.)
Rill: Of the estimated 500 million firearms worldwide, approximately 100 million belong to the Kalashnikov family, three-quarters of which are AK-47s”. How many civilians have been killed by the AK-47?
Akay: How the f**k would I know. I’m not answering your stupid question!!
Rill: Rill got down on one knee. Bill Orights and Nine Milometer brought out a cape and draped it over his shoulders. They stood back. Rill slowly lifted his right arm and extended his index finger. It pointed directly at Akay. “Wrong answer!!” The guards quickly closed the curtains. As the audience set in bewilderment, they started to smell molten lead. Some screamed out, some fainted, some swore they wasn’t eating ever again. The guards came in and cleared the room. Everybody put their blindfolds back on and the guards took them back to their cells or wherever they took them. The next morning people could see Rill working on the steps leading to the stage. Bam, bam, bam, one plank nailed down, then another. They never saw Akay again. To this very day they wonder… where did Rill get those nails?
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